We expect a book report on each and every one!
May 2020
- What’s the Difference Between Savings and Checking Accounts, and How Should I Be Using Them? by Kitty
- Kill Your Debt Faster with the Death by a Thousand Cuts Technique by Piggy
- Dafuq Is Unemployment and How Do I Apply for It? by Piggy
April 2020
- How to Maintain the Car You’re Barely Driving by Kitty
- I Just Applied for a Job. How (And When) Should I Follow Up? by Piggy
- How to Frame Volunteering on Your Resume When You’ve Never Had a Job by Kitty
- How to Level Up Your Financial Savings: From HISAs to CDs by Piggy
March 2020
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: “Will the Government Really Give Me $1,200?” by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: "Did Congress Really Give $1.5 Trillion to Wall Street?" by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: "Is It Safe to Keep My Money in the Bank?" by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: "How Do I Push Back When My Workplace Isn't Taking COVID-19 Seriously?" by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: "Is This the Right Time to Start Investing?" by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: "What Do I Do If I Can't Pay My Bills?" by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: "Can I Get Fired for Skipping Work?" by Kitty
- Love in the Time of Coronavirus: How to Protect Your Community and Your Soul from COVID-19 by Kitty
- Accepted a Coworker's Social Media Friend Request? Yeah, You're Gonna Regret That. by Kitty
- DON'T Join Us for the 2020 Financial Independence Chautauqua by Piggy
February 2020
- 10 Questions You Should Never Be Asked in a Job Interview by Kitty
- A Hand-Holding Guide to Getting Your First Credit Card by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: "I Just Turned 18 and My Parents Are Kicking Me Out. How Do I Brace Myself?" by Kitty
- How to File Your Taxes FOR FREE: Simple Instructions for the Stressed-Out Taxpayer by Piggy
January 2020
- Episode 12: "Should I Believe the Fear-Mongering about Another Recession?" by Kitty
- Eight (Free) Time Management Systems to Try in 2020 by Kitty
- Episode 11: "I Feel Cornered by a Friend Who Keeps Asking to Borrow Money." by Kitty
- Proven Tactics for Avoiding Emotional Impulse Spending by Piggy
- Episode 10: "I Want a Pedigreed Dog. She Wants a Rescue Mutt. It Turned into a Fight... and the Fight Got Ugly." by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches: “My Friend Is Going Broke Dating a Man Who Contributes Nothing. Should I Say Something?” by Kitty
- Episode 009: "I've Given up on My Dream Career. Where Do I Go From Here?" by Kitty
- Budgets Don't Work for Everyone—Try This System Instead by Piggy
December 2019
- Bonus Episode: Merry Bitchmas! The 2019 Star-Studded Holiday Spectacular by Piggy
- { MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World by Piggy
- Episode 008: "My Mother Demands Information About My One-Night Stands." by Kitty
- Ethical Consumption: How to Pollute the Planet and Exploit Labor Slightly Less by Piggy
- Episode 007: "I'm Terrible at Budgeting. Do I Suck It Up---Or Is There Another Way?" by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches: How Can I Survive in an Apartment with No Heat? by Kitty
November 2019
- Episode 006: "I Lent My Boyfriend Money. He Took It to a Casino." by Kitty
- Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, Ranked by Kitty
- Episode 005: "I Don't Love My Job, but It Pays Well. Should I Quit—or Tough It Out?" by Kitty
- How the Hell Does One Open a Bank Account? Asking for a Friend. by Piggy
- Episode 004: "Capitalism Is Working for Me. So How Could I Hate It?" by Kitty
- How NOT to Determine Your Salary by Kitty
October 2019
- Episode 003: "My Parents Have Bad Credit. Should I Help by Co-signing Their Mortgage?" by Kitty
- Common Job Interview Questions and How to Answer Them with the Confidence of a Mediocre White Dude by Piggy
- Episode 002: “How Should I Behave on My First Day at Work?” by Kitty
- Are Unions Good or Bad? by Piggy
- Episode 001: "Should I Tell My Boss I'm Looking for Another Job?" by Kitty
- Why I Feel Filthy Fucking Rich by Piggy
- { MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: I Want to Move Out, but I Can't Afford It. How Bad Would It Be to Take out Student Loans to Cover It? by Kitty
September 2019
- (Sigh) Why Is Astrology Coming Back? by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches: How Do I Say “No” When a Loved One Asks for Money… Again? by Piggy
- Why Animorphs is Frighteningly Relevant in Contemporary Trumpian America by Kitty
- { MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion by Piggy
August 2019
- Stop Measuring Your Time in Beyoncé Hours by Piggy
- 22-Year-Olds Don't Belong in Grad School by Kitty
- How to Quit a Job: Giving Notice with Dignity, Poise, and Tastefully Subtle Shade by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: My Dad Sucks with Money. How Do I Make Him Change? by Kitty
July 2019
- { MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal by Piggy
- Hurricane Debt Weakens to Tropical Storm Debt, but Experts Warn It's Still Debt by Kitty
- Buying a Car with the Bitches, Part 2: How to Pay for Your Car by Piggy
- Buying a Car with the Bitches, Part 1: How to Choose Your Car by Piggy
- What's the REAL Rate of Return on the Stock Market? by Kitty
June 2019
- The Dark Magic of Financial Horcruxes: How and Why to Diversify Your Assets by Piggy
- Leaving Home before 18: A Practical Guide for Cast-Offs, Runaways, and Everybody in Between by Kitty
May 2019
- Listen to the Siren Song of the Bitches: Coming to a Podcast Near You! by Piggy
- On Pulling Weeds and Fighting Back: How (and Why) to Protect Abortion Rights by Kitty
- I Was Happy to Marry a Poor Man. Then Things Changed. by Kitty
- Earning Her First $100K: An Interview with Tori Dunlap by Piggy
April 2019
- Splurging on Kids: When It Works, and When It Doesn’t by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches: Is It Too Late to Get My Financial Shit Together? by Piggy
- My Taxes Are a Little, uh, Creative. What's My Risk of Being Audited? by Kitty
- How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: Ugh, How Do I Build the Habit of Taking Meds? by Kitty
March 2019
- How to Find Remote Work: On Getting the Elusive Work-From-Home Job by Piggy
- How to Successfully Work from Home Without Losing Your Goddamn Mind (Or Your Job) by Piggy
- Are You Working on the Next Fyre Festival?: Identifying a Toxic Workplace by Kitty
- I Am a Craigslist Samurai and so Can You: How to Sell Used Stuff Online by Piggy
February 2019
- Ask the Bitches: My Boss Won't Give Me a Contract and I'm Freaking Out by Kitty
- Bitchtastic Book Review: Tanja Hester on Early Retirement, Privilege, and Her Book, Work Optional by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: How Do I Stop Myself from Judging Homeless People? by Piggy
- Update: I Know How to Struggle and Fight, but I Don’t Know How to Succeed by Kitty
January 2019
- How Do You Write and Cash Checks? Asking for a Friend. by Kitty
- There's a Storm a'Comin': What We Know About the Next Recession by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: How Do I Prepare for a Recession? by Kitty
- Bitchtastic Book Review: The Feminist Financial Handbook by Brynne Conroy by Piggy
December 2018
- Actually, Fuck Big Goals by Kitty
- Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds by Piggy
- Clementine: A Heartwarming Case Study in Risk Taking by Kitty
November 2018
- Bitches Get Riches Merchandise is HERE AT LAST! by Kitty
- Why Do Bitches Get Riches?: The Power of Unapologetic Confidence and Getting Shit Done by Piggy
- Queer Finance 101: Ten Ways That Sexual and Gender Identity Affect Finances by Kitty
- Don't Boo, Vote: If You Don't Vote, No One Can Hear You Scream by Piggy
October 2018
- Everything I Know About Minimalism I Learned from the Zombie Apocalypse by Piggy
- How Can I Justify This Deeply Unethical Purchase? by Kitty
- Investing Deathmatch: Investing in the Stock Market vs. Just… Not by Piggy
- Hogwarts Houses, Ranked by How Good They Are With Money by Kitty
September 2018
- A Brief History of the 2008 Crash and Recession: We Were All So Fucked by Piggy
- When Money is the Weapon: Understanding Intimate Partner Financial Abuse by Kitty
- Help! I’m Procrastinating and I Can’t Get Up! by Piggy
- How Dafuq Do Couples Share Their Money? by Kitty
August 2018
- What We Talk About When We Talk About Student Loans by Piggy
- Traditional Wedding Gifts Can Burn in Hell Where They Belong by Kitty
- How the Hell Does One Laundry? Asking for a Friend. by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches: What the Hell Else Can I Do to Get a Job? by Piggy
July 2018
- Take Pride in Being a Cheap Date by Piggy
- Wait… When Did DIYing Become As Expensive As Buying New?? by Kitty
- Bitchtastic Book Review: Hand to Mouth by Linda Tirado by Piggy
- The Only Advice You’ll Ever Need for a Cheap-Ass Wedding by Piggy
- Twelve Reasons Senior Pets Are an Awesome Investment by Kitty
June 2018
- I Think I Need to Go the Emergency Room? by Kitty
- Bitch-Approved Podcasts for Your Summer Vacation by Kitty
- How to Write a Cover Letter like You Actually Want the Job by Piggy
May 2018
- Ask the Bitches: "How Do I Protect My Own Mental Health While Still Helping Others?" by Kitty
- How to Write a Resume so You Actually Have a Prayer of Getting Hired by Piggy
- Our Master List of 100% Free Mental Health Self-Care Tactics by Kitty
- How Mental Health Affects Your Finances by Piggy
- Bitchtastic Book Review: Kurt Vonnegut’s Galapagos and Your Big Brain by Kitty
- Everything Is Stressful and I'm Dying: How to Survive a Panic Attack by Piggy
- Stop Recommending Therapy Like It's a Magic Bean That'll Grow Me a Beanstalk to Neurotypicaltown by Kitty
April 2018
- The Ugly Truth About Unpaid Internships by Piggy
- One Reason Women Make Less Money? They're Afraid of Being Raped and Killed. by Kitty
- Bitchtastic Book Review: The Financial Diet by Chelsea Fagan by Piggy
- How the Hell Does One Wash Dishes? Asking for a Friend. by Kitty
- Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment by Piggy
- Taxes: Your Annual Fee for Membership in Civilization by Piggy
- The Ultimate Showdown: Cheese Crackers, Ranked by Kitty
- Let's End This Damaging Misconception About Credit Cards by Piggy
March 2018
- Financial Lessons Learned from a Night in the ER by Piggy
- Woke at Work: How to Inject Your Values into Your Boring, Lame-Ass Job by Kitty
- How to Shop for Groceries like a Boss by Piggy
- My Secret Weapon for Preparing for Awkward Boss Confrontations by Kitty
- 5 Easy Things You Can Do Right Fucking Now to Help Your Finances by Piggy
- Our Single Best Piece of Advice for Women (and Men) on International Women’s Day by Kitty
- A Little Princess: Intersectional Feminist Masterpiece? by Kitty
February 2018
- You Must Be This Big to Be an Emergency Fund by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: Why Are Painted Mason Jars the Internet's Only Solution to My Tiny Apartment Woes? by Kitty
- The Joys of Getting Around Without a Damn Car by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: I Know How to Struggle and Fight, but I Don't Know How to Succeed by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches: How Can I Absolve Myself of Financial Guilt Over My Pricey PS4? by Piggy
- Go Ahead and File Your Taxes Right Freakin' Now by Kitty
- Investing Deathmatch: Paying off Debt vs. Investing in the Stock Market by Piggy
- Your Library Lets You Stream Audiobooks and eBooks FOR FREEEEEEE! by Kitty
January 2018
- The Magically Frugal Power of Patience by Piggy
- What’s the Effect of Social Media on Your Finances? by Kitty
- Understand the Hidden Costs of Travel and Avoid Them Like the Plague by Piggy
- The Actually Helpful, Nuanced, Non-Bullshit Way to Choose a Future Career by Kitty
- A New Job, a New Day, a New Life, and I'm Feeling Good by Piggy
- High School Students Have No Way of Knowing What Career to Choose. Why Do We Make Them Do It Anyway? by Kitty
- I've Succeeded at Every New Year's Resolution I've Ever Made. Here's How. by Piggy
December 2017
- The Bitches Get Riches Annual Review and Soirée by Piggy
- I Have No Gift to Bring Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum: The Anti-Consumerist Gift Guide by Kitty
- Ask the Bitches: How Can I Make Myself Financially Secure Before Age 30? by Piggy
- Ask the Bitches: I Was Guilted Into Caring for a Sick, Abusive Parent for Years. Now What? by Kitty
- How Can I Tame My Family's Crazy Gift-Giving Expectations? by Kitty
November 2017
- You Won't Regret Your Frugal 20s by Piggy
- In Defense of Shameless Regifting by Piggy
- Confessions of a Thanksgiving Lunatic by Kitty
- Not Every Savings Account Is Created Equal by Piggy
- Share My Horror: The World's Worst Debt Visualization by Kitty
- Dafuq Is Insurance and Why Do You Even Need It? by Piggy
- Sailor Scouts Ranked by Estimated Net Worth by Kitty
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Financial Math by Piggy
October 2017
- Raising the Minimum Wage Would Make Our Lives Better by Piggy
- Something Is Wrong in Personal Finance. Here's How to Fix It. by Kitty
- The Financial Advantages of Being White by Kitty
- Slay Your Financial Vampires by Piggy
- This Flowchart Tells You When You Need Extended Warranties by Kitty
- Freelancer, Protect Thyself: The Importance of a Fair Contract by Piggy
- Raising Awareness About "Raising Awareness" by Kitty
- If You Don't Eat Leftovers I Don't Even Want to Know You by Piggy
- So I Got Chickens, Part 3: Baby’s First Egg by Kitty
September 2017
- Dashit Just Happened, Equifax? by Piggy
- Making Decisions Under Stress: The Siren Song of Chocolate Cake by Kitty
- The Economic Strategies of Disney Princesses by Piggy
- Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA by Kitty
- Prep Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself: Getting Ready for a Job Interview by Piggy
- Short Hair DO Care: Why Is Short Hair Still Controversial? by Kitty
- Confession: I Hate My Job and I Don't Know How to Leave It by Piggy
August 2017
- When Money in the Bank Is a Bad Thing: Understanding Depreciation Expense by Kitty
- It Takes a Village: Become a Patron of the Bitches by Kitty
- Investing Deathmatch: Managed Funds vs. Index Funds by Piggy
- Dafuq Is Credit and How Do You Bend It to Your Will? by Piggy
- Are You a Frugal Mooch? by Kitty
- What to Wear (and What Not to Wear) to a Job Interview by Piggy
- Why You Should Learn to Cook by Kitty
- You Deserve Cheap, Fake Jewelry, Just Like Coco Chanel by Piggy
July 2017
- Looking Weird at Work by Kitty
- Bitchtastic Book Review: The New Jim Crow, by Michelle Alexander by Piggy
- Take a Break: The Importance of Rest and Relaxation by Kitty
- The Bitches Are Going on Summer Vacation by Piggy
- Five Reasons to Love the Tiny House Movement by Kitty
June 2017
- Bullshit Reasons to Live in a Tiny House, Refuted (Part 2) by Kitty
- Bullshit Reasons to Live in a Tiny House, Refuted (Part 1) by Kitty
- So I Got Chickens, Part 2: Tragedies and Lessons Learned by Kitty
- Don't Spend Money on Shit You Don't Like, Fool by Piggy
- How I Chessmastered Myself into a Promotion by Kitty
- The Subjectivity of Wealth, Or: Don't Tell Me What's Expensive by Piggy
- The Fascinating Results of Our Job Hopping vs. Career Loyalty Poll by Kitty
- The Unexpected Benefits (and Downsides) of Money Challenges by Piggy
- Job Hoppers vs. Career Loyalists: I Want to See Numbers! by Kitty
May 2017
- You Need to Ask for a Fucking Raise by Piggy
- 9 Essential Tools for Apartment-Dwelling Hominids (and 5 That Are Kiiiiinda Useless) by Kitty
- Fast Fashion is Fucking Up the World by Piggy
- The Frugal Introvert’s Guide to the Weekend by Kitty
- I’m Proud to Be a Millennial So Fuck You by Piggy
- Gentrification: Artisanal, Small-Batch Displacement of the Poor by Piggy
- How to Save for Retirement When You Make Less Than $30,000 a Year by Kitty
- Fuck Your Blue Barking Birch Box by Piggy
April 2017
- Is Pet Insurance Worth It? by Kitty
- Should You Increase Your Salary or Decrease Your Spending? by Piggy
- So I Got Chickens by Kitty
- Romanticizing the Side Hustle by Piggy
- Myers-Briggs Personalities and Income by Kitty
- On Emergency Fund Remorse… and Bacon by Piggy
- Santa Isn't Coming and Neither Is Your Promotion by Kitty
- 3 Badass, Sexy, Totally Metal Reasons to Save $1,000 by Piggy
March 2017
- Bitchtastic Game Review: Darkest Dungeon by Kitty
- Advice I Wish My Parents Gave Me When I Was 16 by Piggy
- Maury Povich Confirms Labor Shortages ARE the Father of American Business Ethics by Kitty
- Stop Undervaluing Your Own Work, You Darling Fool by Piggy
- Bitchtastic Game Review: This War of Mine by Kitty
- The Latte Factor, Poor Shaming, and Economic Compassion by Piggy
- Judging Charities Like Judgey McJudgerson: How Can Your Donation Make the Biggest Impact? by Kitty
- How to Spot a Charitable Scam by Kitty
- The Pink Tax, Or: How I Learned to Love Smelling Like "Bearglove" by Piggy
February 2017
- Cold, Unfeeling Human Overlords Rank 30 Pets for Financial Efficiency by Kitty
- The Magically Delicious Intersection of Financial Discipline, Generational Poverty, and Marshmallows by Kitty
- You Don’t Have to Have Kids by Piggy
- You Are above Bottled Water, You Elegant Land Mermaid by Piggy
- Dafuq Is a Retirement Plan and Why Do You Need One? by Piggy
- A Dungeonmaster’s Guide to Defeating Debt by Kitty
- 7 Totally Reasonable Ways to Save Money on Entertainment by Piggy
- How to Insulate Yourself From Ads by Kitty
January 2017
- The "Best" Way to Pay off Credit Card Debt by Piggy
- Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying: Finance Philosophy Explained by The Shawshank Redemption by Kitty
- The Debt-Killing Power of Rounding Up by Piggy
- The Dollar Bill Game, Part Two by Kitty
- The Dollar Bill Game, Part One by Kitty
- How to Start at Rock Bottom by Piggy
- What to Do When You're Asked About Your Salary in a Job Interview by Piggy
- Blood Money: Surviving Your Period While Poor by Kitty
November 2016
October 2016
- I Read a Book About Warren Buffett. Here's What I Learned. by Piggy
- Status Symbols Are Pointless and Dumb by Piggy
- The First Time I Asked for a Raise by Piggy
- It's More Expensive to Be Poor Than to Be Rich by Piggy
September 2016
- You Probably Don't Need That Gym Membership by Piggy
- Run With Me If You Want to Save: Exercising Will Save You Money by Piggy
- The Delicate Art of the Friend Trade by Piggy
- Two-Ring Circus by Kitty
- Three Legal Documents You Need NOW (and Can Get Cheaply Online) by Kitty
- A Millennial's Guide to Growing Your Salary by Kitty
- Salary Range: Are You Asking for Enough? by Kitty
- You Need to Talk to Your Parents About Their Retirement Plan by Piggy
- Almost Everything Can Be Purchased Secondhand by Piggy
- When Should You Release Your Death Grip on Your Precious Money and Hire a Professional? by Kitty
- If You Can't Afford to Tip 20%, You Can't Afford to Dine Out by Kitty
- Take Advantage of No-Copay Medical Care by Kitty
- Your School or Workplace Benefits Might Include Cool Free Stuff by Kitty
- Should Artists Ever Work for Free? by Kitty
- I Paid off My Student Loans. Now What? by Piggy
- I Paid off My Student Loans Ahead of Schedule. Here's How. by Piggy
- Name Brand Products Are Beneath You: The Honor and Glory of Buying Generic by Piggy
- How to Build Good Credit Without Going Into Debt by Piggy
- How to Instantly Increase Your Credit Score by Kitty
- 63% of Millennials Are Making a Big Mistake With Credit Cards by Kitty
- Bullshit Reasons Not to Buy a House: Refuted by Kitty
- Why You Might Not Need Your Emergency Fund by Kitty
August 2016
June 2016
May 2016
- Buying the $7 Chocolate Bar by Kitty
- The Magical Six-Word Question That's Saved Me $1,140 in Three Months by Kitty
April 2016
February 2016
- You Deserve Cheap Toilet Paper, You Beautiful Fucking Moon Goddess by Kitty
- "Poor People Are Poor Because They Are _____. Rich People Are Rich Because They Are _____." by Kitty