Kitty was once at an event where a credit card company was hawking their new cash rewards credit card. The credit card rep excitedly told her about all the cash back rewards she could earn by using the card, and how the interest wasn’t even “that bad!”
But mama didn’t raise no fool. Instead of falling head over heels for low interest, Kitty asked, “But what if someone pays off the credit card debt in full and on time? Will they still get the rewards?”
“Ah,” the credit card rep sighed, “we call those people deadbeats.”
That’s right: deadbeats. Credit card companies fucking hate people like Kitty and I. And that’s exactly how we like it!
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