Got questions? Well, we almost certainly do not have answers! We float through the waters of life like capricious nixies, beguiling human men with financial tricks and deceitful advice. Know us by the wet hems of our skirts and our teeth like sharpened fishbones.
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“I want to write a guest post for you!”
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I mean, we probably want to be on your show. We’re whores for fame and free food. (There WILL be free food involved, right?) We do live speaking engagements, videos, podcasts, and guest articles. Email us.