9 thoughts to “FDIC Insured Banking Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means: The Truth About Securing Your Savings”

  1. Whoa, Bitches Get Riches, you hit FDIC insurance like a savings account deposit hitting the limit! Totally rad breakdown – seriously, who knew there were so many ways to avoid that crucial insurance, like being a fintech or, yknow, not being a real bank? The whole No risk, no reward line about needing max insurance cracked me up. I mean, sure, lets just let my grandpas money sit there getting smaller instead of making it work! And the DOGE cuts? Preposterous! The FDICs funding is like, Hey banks, pay us! – not tax dollars, for cryin out loud. Kudos for keeping this crucial, kinda boring stuff engaging. Now, if only theyd insure my luck…

  2. HOLY MOTHER OF MANDATORY BANK INSURANCE, Batman! This article is basically my financial therapist, but with way more snarky internet slang. Seriously, calling the FDIC banal competence while simultaneously warning about fintechs hiding in the fine print? Love it. The breakdown of why banks *shudder* might not have FDIC insurance (looking at you, Synapse) had me clutching my imaginary life preserver. And the part about my grandmas being overly cautious for having multiple accounts? Peak Bitches Get Riches humor, my dude. Knew Id love it. Keep em coming, you FDIC crusader!

  3. Great stuff here! Re: foreign banks — if any American wants to open a foreign bank account despite the lack of FDIC insurance (for reasons maybe related to current politics) you’re gonna be in for a bad time. The US government wants all overseas bank accounts opened by American citizens reported to them as part of FATCA. This has been in place for years as a measure against fraud and international money laundering, which does make a decent guardrail against, say, overseas scammers looking to fleece you or your gullible elderly. However, it means any American looking to bank overseas is going to find the process a headache. Loads of expat forums mention their struggles because no overseas bank wants to deal with FATCA. So your best bet right now is to just keep your cash in an American bank account and get that good FDIC insurance to boot.

  4. I loved this article, y’all! Excellent information, delivered in an incredibly funny and enjoyable package (as always).

    Something that might be worth noting is that investment accounts do actually have insurance (even though it’s not FDIC). For brokerage accounts, folks should ensure that the custodian (Schwab, Vanguard, etc.) is SIPC insured. SIPC is the Securities Investor Protection Corporation, and it protects investors against the loss of cash and securities held in an account at a failing brokerage firm. Basically the same concept as FDIC but for investments! This insurance, of course, does not protect from investment losses. But it does protect you if your brokerage provider fails (the way FDIC protects you if your bank fails).

    Anywho, y’all are awesome! Keep being awesome!

  5. Whoa, deep dive into the FDIC! Honestly, I was more surprised by the depth of the No True Scotsman fallacy discussion regarding private insurance than anything else. But seriously, Chime and Stash making you sign agreements to reassure you? Give me a break! My Nonna woulda loved the idea of maxing out that trust account insurance for the foster kids, though, even if she kept her cash stashed like Scrooge McDuck. And the CFPB getting axed while the FDIC, funded by banks no less, keeps doing its thing? Talk about priorities! Thanks for the breakdown – maybe my grandma *wouldnt* have invested in stocks, but damn, she could’ve used this info!

  6. Okay, so this article is wild! Who knew FDIC insurance was such a spicy topic? Its like, totally the law, but man, if banks could skip out on paying for it, some definitely would, right? The whole private insurance thing sounds like a recipe for chaos, kinda like that time Synapse melted down. Fintechs playing word games with not technically a bank to avoid insurance? Peak banking sleight-of-hand! And while my Nonna and Papi were smart to stick with insured accounts for peace of mind (even if their math needed work), man, I feel bad for them missing out on potentially huge gains elsewhere. Its like, dont just let your cash sit there getting depreciationd! But still, FDICs got your back, even when the government wants to, like, dismantle the whole shebang? Solid. Thanks for the breakdown, Bitches!

  7. OMG, this article is *peak* Bitches Get Riches! Totally called it with the FDIC secret being, like, *super* generous. Who knew the government agency keeping my cash safe was actually doing way more without costing me a dime? And the part about Synapse? Scary stuff, really makes you wonder about those fintechs playing fast and loose with the partner bank fine print. But honestly, the funniest thing is my Nonna and Papi’s situation – their basic understanding of FDIC insurance, flawed though it was, gave them peace of mind, which, let’s be real, is no small thing. Plus, the CFPB/Doge drama background? *Chef’s kiss* dramatic. Great read, Bitches!

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