In my short lifetime, I have heard more than one perfectly sensible person tell me they “can’t do” cheap toilet paper.
I don’t know why people tell me these things.
It’s like they want me to cry out to Father Dagon and Mother Hydra and bid them raise an army of Deep Ones from the many-columned depths of Y’ha-nthlei to sweep over the land and drown the humans in a cosmic flood as recompense for their innumerable and unpardonable follies.
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