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Masterpost: Everything You Need to Know about Living Independently for the First Time

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Living Independently for the First Time

It comes to you in a dream: ethereal voices, echoing through the fog of your resting mind. You toss and turn as you try to decipher their meaning. The voices are unspeakably beautiful, inspiring, gregarious… and it is then you know they are the voices of… the Bitches.

For it is they who bless the minds of young wanderers in the Land of Dreams! They who deliver divine inspiration directly to the soul so that upon waking, the listener is fortified with the knowledge to go forth and conquer the world.

You strain to hear. You yearn for their wisdom and sage advice. And at last you make out what they’re telling you:

“This is how you adult like a fucking champ…”

Readers, enjoy this masterpost of all our articles on living independently for the first time, so that you may learn to become your very own adult. For it’s the last you’ll hear from us for a while! That’s right: we’re taking our annual two-week summer vacation starting… now!

Don’t worry: we promise to come back better and bitchier than ever!

On leaving home for the first time:

On basic finance:

On managing your household:

On feeding and caring for yourself:

On maintaining relationships:

On starting your career:

Darling readers, if there’s an adulting topic we haven’t covered in the articles linked above, let us know! For while we aren’t exactly expert adults, we have learned through trial and error (mostly error), and oh boy howdy do we have some stories to tell.

And now, we bid you adieu for two whole weeks. Stay strong! Try not to miss us too much! We promise our summer hiatus will be over before you know it.

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